“Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd.”
Excuse me? Are you telling me to TAKE you out to the ballgame?
“Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack.”
Buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jack? Do you think I’m made of money? Do you realize that some scalper charged me sixty bucks each for these seats? How about you just sit back a and enjoy the game?
“I don’t care if I never get back.”
Yeah, because you’re drinking beer at $9 a cup, and I’ll have to cart your drunken ass home.
“So let’s root, root, root for the Angels. If they don’t win it’s a shame!”
You’re damn right it’s a shame. I didn’t come here to watch thee Angels lose to Kansas City.