Pretend that you had a cool older brother. Now, pretend that your cool older brother was a restaurant. You know who he’d be? He’d be the Tustin Brewing Company.
You see, here’s the thing about cool older brothers. Cool older brothers are all about the right now. While the rest of the world gives you problems about crappy grades and your lack of direction, your cool older brother tells you now to worry about it. He’s been there before you and he knows that it’s all going to work out.
It’s important to know about Geometry, but it’s also important to know that Mitch Cumstein was kicked out of college for night putting.
Yup. Older brothers are pretty cool. In the time it takes to separate the stems and the seeds from a lid on a copy of Rumors, they’re sure to straighten out your perspective on the world.